rewatching fullmetal alchemist after you know that selim is pride is the funniest thing in the fucking world
He goes to SCHOOL. “he’s the top of his class and got the best grade on his assignment” yeah I bet he did. I bet this prideful bitch wouldn’t be able handle getting anything less than it.
They got kimblee out of jail because they were hard on hands that’s SO funny because pride is RIGHT THERE!!!!!! But they can’t use him bc you know why? He’s too busy doing his ENGLISH HOMEWORK
EXACTLY!!!!!!! Pride is ready at any moment to slaughter an entire family but first he has to eat his 4.99 chicken fingers that his mommy got him off the kids menu!!!!!!!!
